Bad Beatles Songs
Fact: I got on Twitter because I thought it would be full of hilarious things. Fact: it is not. I also thought that Twitter would give me an inside scoop on news and stuff. Fact: no. Occasionally, however, Twitter cracks me up. One such hilarious hashtag thing on Twitter was #BadBeatlesSongs. Where people just slightly changed titles of Beatles songs, to hilarious effect. Here are some that I made up:
1. (She’s Got A) Coupon To Ride
2. Penny Marshall
3. Norwegian Woody
4. I Want To Hold Your Handbag
5. Sam I Am the Walrus
6. All Together Now, or, you know, Whenever
7. Can’t Buy Me Love on a Corporate Credit Card Without Getting Fired
8. Eighty Days A Week, Which Is A Lot
9. Get Black
10. Good Day, Sea Slime
11. Got To Get You Into My Lice
12. Hello Goodbye Is This Thing On?
13. Here Comes the Scum
14. I Saw Her Standing Where?
15. Keep Your Hands Off My Barbie
16. The Strong and Warty Toad
17. Nowhere Manatee
18. She’s Leaving Homer
19. Yes, Turd Day
20. (She's Got A) Ticket to Game 5 of the 1999 World Series. Which is Useless.
21. Everybody’s Trying To Be My Baby Eel
